All The Things That Happen When You Fart Inside A Bus

You, trying to hold the mess in because you know it will be a bomb

And you release the gas weapon

How you sit waiting for the first victim to speak up

And there’s that frustrated young man just coming from a job interview who is ready to rain curses on whoever dropped the bomb

And he turns to ask ifis you that just fouled the air

How you feel when that old woman tying wrapper says it is not good to rain curses 

But she says she will offer special prayers for whoever dropped the shii

And you finally reach your Bus stop

Because las las, mess is God’s provision to keep the proud humble.

Brethren, Never be ashamed of your fart. Many are paying a lot to enjoy just a fraction of what you are enjoying. However, Mess Responsibly!

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