You, trying to hold the mess in because you know it will be a bomb
And you release the gas weapon
How you sit waiting for the first victim to speak up
And there’s that frustrated young man just coming from a job interview who is ready to rain curses on whoever dropped the bomb
And he turns to ask ifis you that just fouled the air
How you feel when that old woman tying wrapper says it is not good to rain curses
But she says she will offer special prayers for whoever dropped the shii
And you finally reach your Bus stop
Because las las, mess is God’s provision to keep the proud humble.
Brethren, Never be ashamed of your fart. Many are paying a lot to enjoy just a fraction of what you are enjoying. However, Mess Responsibly!
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